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Uncle Orson Reviews Everything


Exotic Marigold, San Diego, Earth Unaware


July 19, 2012
Summer is full of big extravagant movies with huge budgets and big stars and expensive special effects. Or they are big extravagant animated movies aimed at families. Sequels and book-based films are safer bets for such huge budgets than standalone movies with no built-in audience.

Thus the moneymakers so far this summer are another Ice Age, another Madagascar, a Spider-Man reboot, the comic-book catch-all sequel The Avengers, a new Men In Black, a new Disney princess franchise Brave, the spot-on adaptation of the hit novel Hunger Games, a star-studded fairy tale movie, a prequel to a space horror classic and a Dr. Seuss movie.

(I'm still trying to figure out who Ted is for; maybe I'll just have to go see it and find out.)

The spectacular financial failures and vague disappointments tried the same things but simply didn't do them as well – The Three Stooges, Mirror Mirror, Battleship, John Carter, The Dictator, Dark Shadows.

The Adam Sandler flop That's My Boy was in his Little Nicky tradition of movies that looked so stupid in the trailers that even his fans can't bring themselves to admit at the box office that that's the movie they showed up to see.

Abraham Lincoln is still one of our truly revered presidents. The book that made him a vampire hunter was not a hit among people who revere him, obviously, but big-budget movies can't sell to a niche, and most Americans find the title and everything else associated with it offensive and unfunny.

Hence it was a serious financial disappointment (especially because such an American-sounding title is unlikely to do huge business abroad, where Battleship and John Carter have made enough money to cover their budgets, more or less).

But alongside the huge would-be blockbusters are the counter-programming movies – the movies designed to make a little money from people who really aren't interested in kid-friendly animations or the latest special effects action flick.

Magic Mike is reaching for the audience for semi-porn, and with Soderbergh directing it probably won't be as awful as Showgirls. Madea's Witness Protection is making the money that a Tyler Perry movie is expected to make – regardless of the season.

But I'm old enough now that while I can still enjoy The Avengers and The Amazing Spider-Man, I'm really hoping for grownup movies, too.

Which is why, on a night when everything else we hadn't already seen looked awful, my wife and I went to see The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.

The story is simple enough – it feels rather familiar because it follows the formula of the classic Separate Tables, of which it might be considered a tribute or a remake, depending on your mood.

The idea is that a group of older people, who for various reasons need a place to live or someplace to escape to, book a vacation to the titular hotel in India. It turns out that the promised luxury is more hope than reality, but the absolutely charming but incompetent hotel manager, Sonny Kapoor (Dev Patel, whom we've seen in The Last Airbender and Slumdog Millionaire), wins them over, at least for a while.

Marriages break up. Old love is recaptured. New love is discovered. Lives are repurposed. The hotel is saved. A family is reconciled. Starcrossed lovers are united. Characters whom the writers can't think of anything more to do with conveniently die.

In short, it's a grown-up movie, but that doesn't mean it's deep or arty or Significant. It's fluff, but it's my kind of fluff, and I enjoyed every predictable moment of it. I laughed out loud; I got teary-eyed; I saw wonderful sights in India; I liked all the characters; I liked all the tried-and-true actors. I had a good time.

Best picture? Oh come on. Good picture? Yes indeed. And it's making enough money worldwide to encourage independent producers to make more grownup comedies.

Maybe the best thing about Comic-Con in San Diego is San Diego. Warm during the day but not too warm – the Alaska current keeps it cooled off as long as the breeze blows in from the sea. At nights, the drier air cools off so there's relief, and sometimes even a chill.

The city itself has charm, and it's big enough, and Californian enough, that there are even some terrific restaurants.

Of course we went back to Top of the Market, the upstairs room at The Fish Market – it's where my daughter Emily and I pitched our manga Laddertop to our publisher four years ago, so it not only has great food, but also it has some history in our family.

But we also made some great discoveries. For instance, breakfast at The Mission, an Asian-Latin restaurant, was extraordinary. Huge hearty pancakes with sausage and scrambled eggs – but also French toast, rosemary potatoes, a zen breakfast with tofu and brown rice, chicken-apple sausage and eggs, sweet-corn tamales – not what you'd find around Greensboro, but everything tasted good.

And the Mexican hot chocolate was the best I've had. (The Mission has several locations, including 2801 University Ave. (28th St.).)

Then there was a dinner at The Farm House Cafe (2121 Adams Ave.), an extraordinary California French that for quality and creativity rivals the best French restaurants I've eaten at in France and in America. The place is tiny, so reservations are required, but the service is perfect and the pace of dining is leisurely – somewhere between France (four hours) and the normal in-and-out-in-75-minutes of an American restaurant.

I had the lamb bolognese fettucini; it looked like a small serving but ended up being perfect, since I also had a tomato/buratta salad and the best pot de creme I've had in my life for dessert.

Everyone else was equally delighted with their meals, and there is no chance I'll go to San Diego again without making sure to have reservations for at least one meal at The Farm House.

But just to prove I'm not just a food snob, we also went to a burger joint: Tioli's Crazee Burger (4201 30th St., San Diego). Here's the review I just posted on Zagat: "We heard from a friend that this was the best hamburger in San Diego, and he was right. Good meat cooked exactly to each preference, good bread, definitely not greasy, with sweet potato fries on the side – what more could I ask for? One of our party had the buffalo-meat burger, another ordered vegetarian; from exotic to comfort food, Tioli's does it right.

"Decor is corner diner; service is order-at-the-counter, they-bring-it-to-the-table." I hope they become a chain and open a restaurant in Greensboro; but until that unlikely event, I'll have to make sure I stay in San Diego long enough on each visit to have dinner here, too.

And it's worth saying: If a place like Tioli's Crazee Burger can prepare a burger so perfectly that the bun has no grease at all on it, why can't other burger places achieve this feat as well?

At a much-touted burger place in Greensboro, the bun was so soaked with grease it dissolved completely around the meat, making the thing inedible – I ended up holding the meat by the lettuce. Maybe that's what some people like, but to me a lot of burgers are really just an excuse for pouring lard down your throat.

Of course, as good as the food was in San Diego, we barely loaded our luggage out of the car into the house before we headed for Green Valley Grill and the heirloom tomato salad. It's the perfect antidote for a day of airports.

Years ago I saw a truly awful late-night television ad Piers Anthony created for one of his books, and I concluded that you just can't advertise books on TV.

Well, I was wrong – you just have to keep the author's face off the screen. The model is to create something like a movie trailer. And you don't have to pay television ad rates, now that the internet offers so many ways to reach people for free.

Here's an exemplary book trailer created by the author, Lisa M. Stasse, for her debut Young Adult novel The Forsaken: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtIwks26SZU

I can't fairly review my own work, but I am happy to tell you that the first Ender's Game prequel, Earth Unaware, the first of the Formic Wars novel series, cowritten with my good friend and brilliant fellow-writer Aaron Johnston, is now on the stands.

It's the story of the people who have the first encounters with the aliens whose invasion of Earth gave rise to the story told in Ender's Game. One character from the Ender series appears in this book – though only briefly (he returns big time in the next volume).

Most of our time is spent with the people who are working in the Kuiper Belt, in the outer reaches of the solar system – the people who are first to see and first to suffer from the invaders, who seem to make no effort to communicate before they start killing.

Aaron Johnston scripted the Formic Wars graphic novel series (Burning Earth; Silent Strike) from Marvel Comics; now we're creating novel versions of the same story. In a novel, we have room to really flesh out the stories – the characters, the relationships, and a lot of what lies behind and around the action.

What with lead time, it's been a year since we finished writing it, but I got an advance copy of the audiobook and I've been listening to it for the past week or so. The readers do a great job with it – and I'm delighted with the fact that if anything the book is even more enjoyable a year later! I hope you'll like it, too.

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    Ted
    July 19, 2012 | 12:24 PM

    Mr Card, having read your column since, oh, 02ish, I think I can safely say "Avoid Ted at all costs!"
    My mother called me this week to announce her intent on seeing it, and I warned her, "It's made by the same guy that makes that terrible Family Guy show."
    "Oh."
    Her friend, who doesn't watch cable, still insisted on seeing it, and against my advice they went and... hated it.

    Dave
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    The Best Marigold Hotel review
    July 20, 2012 | 07:06 AM

    "In short, it's a grown-up movie, but that doesn't mean it's deep or arty or Significant. It's fluff, but it's my kind of fluff, and I enjoyed every predictable moment of it. I laughed out loud; I got teary-eyed; I saw wonderful sights in India." Orson, you nailed it in your review ... I would only add that the Indian city of Jaipur is one of the best characters in the movie ... the movie really captures the excitement of life there!

    Larry Deaton
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    July 20, 2012 | 06:20 PM

    What Dave said. Waste of money.

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    Marigold Hotel film
    July 20, 2012 | 06:33 PM

    Mr. Card;
    If you enjoyed that taste of India see the film Devdas. It's like the Gone With the Wind of India and about a love affair between castes and what happens when they can't marry. Like all Indian films-no marrying but it's beautiful and fun and I fell in love with Bollywood becaue of it.

    Michael Penn
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    Korean TV
    July 23, 2012 | 01:23 AM

    Uncle Orson, you've given so many great suggestions (including "Exotic Marigold", which I greatly enjoyed too), that I thought I'd give you one. Have you seen any of the Korean TV dramas? I've watched a few of them so far, and I've become absolutely hooked. Shows like "Pasta" (about girl trying to become a pasta chef and the master chef she admires), "Summer Scent" (a handsome guy bumps into a girl who had a heart transplant and seems to have some traits of his deceased fiance--plus other shows by the same people for Autumn, Spring, and Winter. These shows all focus heavily on story and character, and really know how to make you fall in love with the characters. They have no problem with lingering in close-ups on the actors' faces, and letting them play through their emotions. Though perhaps the plot twists sometimes might not be rational, and there might be some overacting or silliness, I've nonetheless found them completely absorbing, and I also enjoyed learning something about Korean Culture and thinking, particularly about romance (at least TV romance). The "good" characters, though not always nice, do an amazing protrayal of moral characters and (here's the clincher) are still fascinating. Imagine, a modern romance where the characters don't hop into bed shortly after meeting. In one I just finished, "My Princess", the love interests didn't even kiss until the 8th episode, and only a few times after that, and that's all they ever did. And it was one of the most romantic shows I've ever seen! (And I'm a 56 year-old American male with a wide variety of movie tastes.) Take a look at any of these on Netflix, but be warned, they are addictive!
    -John

    John Thompson
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    July 23, 2012 | 06:17 PM

    Uncle Orson don't forget that the gay character in Marigold doesn't have the right to marry the man he loves. You helped assure that in NC. Just wanted to remind you of that fact. Of course if you really like gay people as much as you so you do you would champion civil unions. Guess I will give you the benefit of the doubt on that what (rolls eyes).

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    New book
    July 26, 2012 | 05:14 AM

    As soon as I saw you mention the new Ender prequel, I downloaded it in iTunes and read it every chance I got.

    Really liked it and look forward to the next installment.

    I do wonder exactly what the relative jobs of the two authors are. I mean, did you do all the actual writing but your partner helped with ideas or did he also do some of the actual writing?

    DaBigKahuna
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